Interpret my dream

Last night, I had a wierd ass dream. I don’t know if it was nice or scary. Here goes : I was dancing with a long golden haired goddess. I think for about 10 mins. And then I questioned if this was real. If she was real. So she replied before vanishing, yes I’m real, to prove it, you will find a lighter in the corner of the toilet. I then snapped out of the dream scene and found myself in another scene. A toilet. I scrambled to find the lighter in the toilet and to my surprise I found it. I thought the toilet scene was reality and I had just woken up but infact I was still dreaming. All of a sudden this disgusting china man pops out of nowhere and attempted to grab my lighter. He reminded me of smeegel in lord of the rings. As though the lighter was the ring, he wanted it that bad. Well he did’nt get it. And then the lighter suddenly became a half lighter, with a sharp stabbing point. I remember stabbing about 2 people with it. The next scene (unrelated?) I was in a dirty canal swimming in dirty water. Wierd shit happens in dreamland. Anyone care to interpret for me?